dankmemeuniversity:

(via girlledcheese)

mushoku:

talkingsoup:

comickit:

dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass:

despazito:

despazito:

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

we shit on the british for their food all the time but us americans got up to some wild fuckery once upon a time

*Tony Baker voice*

What in the haberdashery and hemoglobin is going on here?

(via mushoku)

edgarallan-hoe:

ayot4life:

Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

You have some explaining to do staff

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!

(via takingbackourculture)

brianseamus:

catheruin:

calmer-chameleon:

Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady

Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas

Forest girls make do

(via girlledcheese)

fuckyahumor:

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

(via happierdrunk)

thecommonchick:

someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don’t know what’s going on here like i just keep getting “the fool” over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible

me, a fucking fool: figures

(via girlledcheese)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

earthponi:

fluffybunnybadass:

jinngersnap:

fluffybunnybadass:

ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

(via soooethereal)

bando–grand-scamyon:

chicks:

Originally posted by daria1-9-9-7

I like how she doesn’t have a thousand fuckin products to use

(via mixedapocalyptic)

rhinse:

cradily:

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

(via girlledcheese)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via girlledcheese)

mushoku:

talkingsoup:

comickit:

dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass:

despazito:

despazito:

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

we shit on the british for their food all the time but us americans got up to some wild fuckery once upon a time

*Tony Baker voice*

What in the haberdashery and hemoglobin is going on here?

(via mushoku)

edgarallan-hoe:

ayot4life:

Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

You have some explaining to do staff

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!

(via takingbackourculture)

brianseamus:

catheruin:

calmer-chameleon:

Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady

Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas

Forest girls make do

(via girlledcheese)

fuckyahumor:

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

(via happierdrunk)

thecommonchick:

someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don’t know what’s going on here like i just keep getting “the fool” over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible

me, a fucking fool: figures

(via girlledcheese)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

earthponi:

fluffybunnybadass:

jinngersnap:

fluffybunnybadass:

ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

(via soooethereal)

bando–grand-scamyon:

chicks:

Originally posted by daria1-9-9-7

I like how she doesn’t have a thousand fuckin products to use

(via mixedapocalyptic)

rhinse:

cradily:

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

(via girlledcheese)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via girlledcheese)

mushoku:

talkingsoup:

comickit:

dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass:

despazito:

despazito:

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

we shit on the british for their food all the time but us americans got up to some wild fuckery once upon a time

*Tony Baker voice*

What in the haberdashery and hemoglobin is going on here?

(via mushoku)

edgarallan-hoe:

ayot4life:

Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

You have some explaining to do staff

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!

(via takingbackourculture)

brianseamus:

catheruin:

calmer-chameleon:

Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady

Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas

Forest girls make do

(via girlledcheese)

fuckyahumor:

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

(via happierdrunk)

thecommonchick:

someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don’t know what’s going on here like i just keep getting “the fool” over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible

me, a fucking fool: figures

(via girlledcheese)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

earthponi:

fluffybunnybadass:

jinngersnap:

fluffybunnybadass:

ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

(via soooethereal)

bando–grand-scamyon:

chicks:

Originally posted by daria1-9-9-7

I like how she doesn’t have a thousand fuckin products to use

(via mixedapocalyptic)

rhinse:

cradily:

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

(via girlledcheese)